That was just stupid.
A human has won PETA’s first short story contest with the story “Jenny Gets A Pet.” PETA awarded the story first prize for its positive portrayal of the Skreekabog and pet rescue. The author would like the clarify that, as per her agreement with PETA, all characters in the story should be read as vegetarians or vegans. Jenny was not trying to eat the Skreekabog.
As per their agreement with our off-world “protectors,” PETA will choose a “protector” for its next and all future winners.