Lost Skreekagog!! Please help find beloved pet.
Purple and gray striped skreekagog missing since last night. Responds to the name Admiral Fluffybutt (if it feels like it). May be biting you.
REWARD!! $50 in cash or comparable value in rubber cement rations. Or payment for medical treatment (up to $50).
Please contact Jenny at Human Housing Unit 2047 if you have any information.