COMBINED PRINT & E-BOOK FICTION
1. SIGNS, THE NOVEL, by Sigourney Carter
2. INDEPENDENCE DAY, THE NOVEL, by Sigourney Carter
3. HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE, by J.K. Rowling
4. HARRY POTTER AND THE MONSTERS FROM MARS, by J.K. Rowling
5. LOVE IN THE TIME OF INVASION, by James FreyComplete List » [Redacted]
COMBINED PRINT & E-BOOK NONFICTION
1. BOSSYPANTS, by Tina Fey
2. THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE, by Max Brooks*
3. TALK THE TALK, UPDATED, by Luc Reid
4. BRING GUNS: A GUIDE TO BUNKER LIVING, by Author Unknown
5. KNITS, CRAFTS, AND TREEHOUSES, by Chelsea Grant*NY Times Editor’s Note: Because we don’t fucking know anymore
Complete List » [Redacted]
HARDCOVER FICTION
1. LOVE IN THE TIME OF INVASION, by James Frey
2. ANITA KILLS THINGS, by Laurell K. Hamilton
3. BEFORE I OFFER MYSELF TO THE BIRDMEN, by Alexander Lumans
4. JESUS VS. THOR, by James Woods
5. THE TAXIDERMIST’S OTHER WIFE AND STORIES, by Kelly BarnhillComplete List » [Redacted]
HARDCOVER NONFICTION
1. MORE GUNS AND ALSO POSSIBLY ZOMBIES, by Pinckney Benedict
2. VERSUS: POLITICAL DISCOURSE AND PLANS FOR OUR FUTURE (EXCERPTS FROM THE FIFTH ALASKAN CONVENTION) , edited by Josh Woods
3. FROGS, SKINLESS WOMEN AND OTHER DREAM IMAGERY: ESCAPE YOUR LIFE AND IMPROVE YOUR FICTION, by Renee Evans and Rachel FureyComplete List » [Redacted]
CHILDREN’S PICTURE BOOKS
1. ALPHAOOPS: THE DAY Z WENT FIRST, by Alethea Kontis
2 ALPHAOOPS: P IS FOR PROTECTOR, O IS FOR OVERLORD by Alethea Kontis
3. ALPHAOOPS: R IS FOR THE RESISTANCE, by Alethea Kontis
4. ALPHAOOPS: H IS FOR HALLOWEEN, by Alethea Kontis
5. GOODNIGHT SKREEKAGOG, by JennyComplete List » [Redacted]
after ever after 
I would love to read GOODNIGHT SKREEKAGOG…
Yeah, I think I would too actually. I’ll have to be sure to write it before the alien invasion ends and we start our next apocalypse!