The Scene: A swanky Hollywood office with a view of the ocean.
–Can you see the ocean from Hollywood?
I don’t know
–Because we strongly believe in realism
Is that so?
–About stuff we know about
Which is?
–Shut up.
Anyway, so it’s a Hollywood office, there are 3 aliens
–Why 3?
Because 3 is the answer to everything now shut up!
–Whatever
So the aliens are roommates…
–Is this Lovecraft meets Three’s Company?
…No
–Are you sure? Cause I don’t know how Cthulhu would keep track of things like rent collection and basic household maintenance.
Fine, you don’t like it, lets try the next. The scene: a lawyer’s office–
–You have a thing for offices, it seems.
And there are doctors next door. And they’re all–
–Roommates?
…The scene: vast reaches of space. A vast federation of explorers–
–Who are roommates?
Werewolves! That live in the forest!
–All together in a pack?
…
–…
How about we just do “Jersey Shore: Alpha Centauri”
–Isn’t Alpha Centauri completely and totally inhospitable to human life even if that life has been completely and utterly irradiated by tiny cancer boxes?
Yes.
–Sold!
after ever after 