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Dear Ms. Pratt,
I have no spouse, no living parents, nor any immediate relatives save an annoying cousin on my mother’s side named Roy. I have a large estate consisting mostly of gold coins, Civil War muskets, and a dozen complete sets of the Encyclopedia Britannica. I don’t mind if the cousin gets the muskets, but I would rather my pet skreekagog inherit the rest. The last time I tried to write a will leaving it all to my pet (a parrot–since
consumed deceased) my attorney said that animals can’t take. Is this still true?
Bunkered in Birmingham
Since the overlords have left, the consensus is that typical geopolitical lines will reassert themselves and thus the statutes that were formerly in place before the invasion will resume. And sadly, under our previous outdated rules, pets could not be devisees under a will. However there is hope! You may be able to establish a trust for the benefit of your skreekagog. If there is someone you know who is responsible and alive, you may appoint him or her as Trustee of the objects which may be sold and the proceeds used for the feeding, housing, grooming of your clawed natural object of your bounty. However, there is not much that can be done by way of ensuring that your wishes are carried out. Your skreekagog is unlikely to be aware of his rights as you intended and thus will be unable to bring suit against the trustee should the skreekagog not be treated in a manner befitting his station. Furthermore, your cousin may contest your will claiming that you lacked the necessary testamentary capacity (who leaves gold coins to an alien cat monster creature?).
Fortunately, when you die your skrekagog will likely eat you and then you won’t really care what happens to him during probate.