Call for Action: Real Deer Stealing Robot Jobs

It was revealed earlier today that Utah state police, known for their progressive thinking in the post singularity for employing robotic deer in their war against poachers, occasionally use live animals as their decoys.  This follows in the wake of rumors of live antelope reading the barcodes on canned goods at the grocery store and  bears performing endoscopic surgery.

No word from the moose delegation as to whether they are responsible for the recent denial of service attacks on joint session scheduling.

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