A List of Amended Proverbs

Actions speak louder than your computer text-to-voice program.

All that glitters is not Mac.

Dead hard-drives tell no sordid tales of young women working through their severe psychological distress through internet entrepreneurship.

It is not darkest before the dawn. In fact it is considerably lighter before the dawn.

You can’t teach a cat new grammar.  You should be shocked and appalled that they learned to speak at all and leave it at that.

Don’t judge a book by its font.

If life deals you lemons, keep them away from your component parts as lemons are very acidic and caustic materials will cause considerable damage to your internal processors.

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