The Roommate and I have the strep throat.
Not strep throat.
The strep throat.
Entirely not diagnosed by a medical professional, but by the internets. Doctor Grasshopper is frowning at me at this very moment, I’m sure of it.
Shut up. I hurt.
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I now have The Icks. If I die, please don’t feed me to the cat.
Seriously, don’t.