1. Why did the toaster cross the road?
2. A priest, a nun, a middle reliever for the Boston Red Sox and a toaster walk into a bar…
3. What’s gray, gray, gray and gray all over?
4. What do you get when you cross a toaster with something that is not a toaster?
5. Knock knock
6. Why was the dead toaster in a genie granting sardonic wishes to a commonly reviled and temporally relevant political and/or celebrity figure on the back of a blonde elephant?
My toaster is white. Does this change the answer?!
Hahaha, maybe your toaster is gray on the inside?